19+ Humor Cat Jokes

Upon asking for the man s driver s license the cop sees the eurasian lynx sitting in the front seat.

Humor cat jokes. So he wiped his butt with me the fox wonders. When you call a cat. Why was the cat so agitated. The cat replies i was walking by a pooping bear and he asked me if my fur makes fuzz. 2 for all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers or are a teenager you may want to know. How did the mom cat know she was pregnant. Because he was in a bad mewd.

When i persisted she was polite but firm. What s a cat s favorite tv show. Her test was pawsitive. What s a cat s favorite dessert. The fox asks the cat why she smells so dreadful. Why did the cats ask for a drum set. What are you doing with that dangerous animal.

So how come you re still in such a good mood well the cat replies when he was done with me he asked the hedgehog. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl. 1 when you call a dog they usually come to you. Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree she said. How do cats stop crimes. They call claw enforcement. We ve got the 50 best cat jokes fur you right meow.

They wanted to make some mewsic. The complete list of funny cat jokes. The cat will come down when it gets hungry enough how do you know that i asked. They take a message. What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo.